10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-