10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Why not, when some because there are three.