10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus