10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd