10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker is for loners.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Welcome to kicker school
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders