10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)