10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Welcome to kicker school
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake