10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..