10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls