10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus