10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.