10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."