10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!