10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth