10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare