10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Never educate a stupid poker player.