10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You have to piss with the dick you have