10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.