10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."