10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson