10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts