10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks