10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel