10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is for loners.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."