10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels