10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."