10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.