10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003