10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike