10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm