10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..