10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow