10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer