10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"