10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack