10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.