10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon