10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician