10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones