10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!