10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- It's Free To Fold...
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Fold and live to fold again