10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed