10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is