10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "No river, no fish."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.