10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Fold and live to fold again
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.