10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer