10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright