10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'