10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "No river, no fish."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.