10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.